at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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