My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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