Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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