Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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