Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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