I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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