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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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