nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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