it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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