Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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