i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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