smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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