Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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