Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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