I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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