Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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