If that was your dad, he is hot
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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