so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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