And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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