I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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