google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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