I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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