I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Found the puke drawer
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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