peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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