is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the condom got lost in my hair
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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