i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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