Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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