Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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