shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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