think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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