I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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