i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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