People in love make me want to vomit
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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