Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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