pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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