Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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