In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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