god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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