porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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