I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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