Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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