What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
