Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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