haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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