idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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