she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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