This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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