My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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