How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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