remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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