Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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